The general said, “Love your woman just the way you love your riffle, you take so much care for a piece of metal, you oil it each afternoon wipe it clean of every speck of dust and let it lay by your side when you go to sleep, each morning when you wake up it’s the first thing you check on before you go out hunting, you kiss it over a hundred times a day saying,” Oh my beautiful shiny riffle, how can I survive without you? Let’s go get some ducks and deer,” “If you can care so much for a piece of object how much more care should you give to your fellow human being?” said general Stone-heart.
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